The Average Penis Club

I was frustrated. I had been edging for hours and had lost my erection several times because the guy in the videos was just too big. It ruined the fantasy for me. Finally I just quit and started a group on a message board for regular guys like me. I called it the Average Penis Club. And promptly fell asleep.

I had forgotten about it and was caught up in work and life and did not get back to it for a few days. When I went back to my regular message board I found I had 10 messages. A lot for me. When I opened them it was all guys requesting to have access to the board. I didn’t know I had set the membership to private, I guess that was the default. I let them in and made a few posts.

Well 10 turned into 20, turned into 100, and in a few weeks I had several 100 members of the Average Penis Club. As a group we decided that you would have to have an erect penis between 4 and 6 inches or be an admirer of average penises. If you sent in a picture then you were a validated member. Get it. Pun intended.

For a few months the message board grew, chats and posts felt like conversations. The topics ranged from sex (of course) to positive body image, to health and weight loss, to sports. Most member names were anonymous but I could tell there were a few women who liked the boards as well.

Finally someone posted that we should meet up in real life. A real life mixer. Since I was the founder I decided on a bar with a huge outdoor area for games about an hour from my town. It was also the closest big town and I thought that would get more people there.

Sure enough about 6 guys showed up. It was a bit awkward at first and we were not really sure how to proceed but eventually guys will be guys and we got competitive playing bags (cornhole to most), throwing a football around, and generally having fun. We settled on a once a month meetup and continued on our way.

About 4 months into our regular meetups someone suggested that they meet at their place. It was a small farm that was not really worked anymore but had lots of space for camping. We decided that it would be a lot of fun and booked a weekend. 8 showed up to campout. Late Saturday night after a long day of drinking in the sun it got weird in a good way.

We had all ended up in the barn and talk started to get explicit about wives, girlfriends, and the best way to satisfy them with our average cocks. Someone pulled theirs out and was showing everyone the proper way to pleasure an average member. And he was average and hard. Several of the rest of us did the same while some just watched. We stroked, discussed pleasure, and eventually ended with a circle jerk cum right on the floor of his barn.

For whatever reason it felt natural. No one was ashamed, everyone liked it, even those who did not participate. Now every meetup ended with a circle jerk.

Our first lady showed up a year later. The board had grown to nation wide and we planned our first hotel takeover. It was not a complete takeover but we had about 20 rooms reserved, mostly solo, but some with wives who were all fully aware of why we were meeting. There were about 5 active irl meetups happening and all followed the same basic format. Be good dudes, have fun, and jerk at the end.

Friday and Saturday afternoon was great. We all enjoyed ourselves by the pool and in the bar. It was summer and there was a great debate on who had the best chance of making the world series and who would be the golfer of the year. It was good fun.

Also it was great to see the variety of guys. Black, white, hispanic, asian, all sizes. Some were in great shape, others were quite round. It didn’t matter to us. No one had to feel intimidated not knowing if they were smaller than someone else. We were all average and we loved it.

Someone got the balls enough to reserve a conference room and we met there at 10 on Saturday night. We mingled for a little bit and then someone started to get undressed. That set off a chain reaction and eventually we were all nude and had a literal circle jerk of nearly all 20 guys. It was amazing to see all the different penises in full erection. It did not take long and once one person started to cum we all did. The smell was overpowering and a few didn’t like it, but I did. Smelled like masculinity to me. Yes, 4 of us stayed behind and cleaned up the best we could. By Sunday we all decided that this would have to be a once a year thing. Everyone invited.

As our little group grew, so did the other chapters. I don’t know which chapter it happened at first, but organically it seemed to be fairly common for a woman to join the circle jerk now. I was nervous and uncomfortable when it happened to ours, but there is strength in numbers and we persevered.

Our monthly meeting was at a members house and about midnight, just before we were all ready to head out we decided to have our circle jerk. Instead of his wife excusing herself from the room she stayed. We all looked at each other for a moment not sure what to do, someone started taking off their clothes and we all quickly followed suit. I thought she would get the message and leave but instead she started to get naked too. She had a nice pair of tits, not real large and a bit saggy. Well I guess she was average too. She had a bit of a belly but not too big. Her pubes were trimmed neatly but she was far from shaved.

We all got in a circle and started jerking. Many of us were flaccid as we were nervous. But she pulled up a chair, got in the circle and started playing with her pussy. It didn’t take long before those of us who were flaccid got hard. I am sure all eyes were on her, I know mine were. She on the other hand got to scan us all. She came first, at least that is what she wanted us to think. Quickly afterwards we started cuming one by one. She came at least one other time too. Finally we were all done, cum all over the ground, some of us still hard, everyone dripping cum. She was clearly wet when it was over. She got up, grabbed a swifter and started to mop up our mess, still naked, the rest of us just stood there and watched like idiots.

She joined us regularly and brought a friend. The parties were fairly normal and many wives would come join, however when it came time for the circle jerk we would excuse ourselves to a basement or garage, she would join with one or two other women. They would sit in a chair spread, we would watch, and we would all cum together. I asked her husband one day what it was all about, and he said she always wanted and liked to be part of the guys. She asked him if she could join and it turned him on so he said yes not knowing what we would say. So she took that as a blanket yes and joined in kind of unexpectedly.

One meeting someone had found out it was my birthday earlier that week. Someone brought cupcakes with little penises on them. We laughed and enjoyed a regular party out back by a campfire debating who should be number 1 in the preseason college football poll. As the party started to wind down his wife announced that they had a special gift for me. She grabbed me by the hand and led us all downstairs to the basement. There were two chairs down there as two women had joined. We all got naked and instead of her sitting in the chair she directed me to. I had enough to drink that I didn’t protest and sat right down. I figured it was some sort of age joke that was implying I was too old to stand and jerk.

Instead she and the other woman began to give me the sexiest naked lapdance I had ever been a part of. Actually it was only the second lap dance I had ever received and obviously the first naked one.

It started with just teasing and them wiggling their breasts and asses in front of me. I started stroking as was everyone else. Then she started to get physical. They spread my legs and each one started rubbing themselves on my thighs as I was trying to jerk. I was hard as a rock and had to slow down or I would cum immediately.

They took that as a sign to move it forward and each took turns grinding on me as the other played with themselves. I could feel their wetness as they ground on me, and more than once I was not quite sure if my tip entered them or not. When they turned and rubbed their ass on me I thought I was going to cum each time, but somehow I held back.

It was driving me crazy and I really lost track of what the other guys were doing. Finally her friend got the idea to take me in her mouth. She was grinding on me, reverse cowgirl. Her ass sliding over my rock hard cock. I could not see but I knew she was playing with herself. I am sure everyone could see. I felt her shudder a bit and I was not sure if it was a full cum or not. As she stood up her friend crawled over to me and took me straight into her mouth. It was an excellent blow job. Nice and deep. A good pace. Just like you see on a porno.

After she got up from me, she put one leg up on my thigh and played with herself. There I had one lady sucking me and one playing with herself right in front of me. I couldn’t hold back any longer and let them know. She let my cock out of her mouth and started stroking me. I shot spurt after spurt on my belly and chest. Both the women came with me.

As I came down from my post orgasm high I looked around. Both women were out of breath and very red chested showing that their orgasm was real and climactic. As I looked around at the guys they all had their softening cocks in their hands, cum dripping off of them. I could smell one of my favorite smells now, all of our cum mixed together.

The ladies and I detangled and we couldn’t help but step in some of the cum on the floor. I was completely out of breath and the girls offered me some water and each gave me a nice big naked hug.

They all explained that it was set up beforehand as a thank you for putting the Average Penis Club together and helping everyone feel a lot better about their sexuality. I told them I appreciated the gift and could not wait to see what my Christmas gift would be.