Took advantage of my drunk wife after a girl’s night

I get incredibly turned on whenever my wife drinks too much and gets wild. She is well aware of this and will often let me “take advantage of her.”

Last night, she went out with a few girls to celebrate a friend’s engagement, and she asked if I wouldn’t mind dropping her off and picking her up so that she could have a few drinks, insisting that it would only be a few because it was a work night. She had worked for hours on her hair and makeup, and was wearing a tight sweater. Looked stunning.

Well, around 11pm, I get the text from her asking me to pick her up from the restaurant, so I head out. On my way over, I get another text from her telling me to hurry up because the girls are ordering shots of tequila from the bar. It was about a 20 minute drive there, so by the time I arrived, she had definitely had more than a few.

Wow, she was an absolute drunken spectacle when I arrived. She walked out of the restaurant arm in arm with her girlfriend, and the two were falling over themselves and collapsing to the ground in fits of giggles. “Baby, I’m here,” she screamed as she staggered over to the car door, tumbled into passenger seat and filled the vehicle with a strong aroma of perfume, sweat and liquor. She’s more plastered than I’ve seen her in years, and she immediately begins aggressively making out with me and sticks her tongue down my throat.

On the drive home, she was hitting me with wild dirty talk, but she slurring so bad I could hardly understand her lol. After much fumbling for my pants zipper, she begins to initiate road head, but she’s so drunk she just ends up drooling all over and passing out mid act while letting out an occasional hiccup.

We get home, and I help her stagger to the front stoop where she loses her balance and wipes out in the bushes. When I tried to pick her up, she actually pulled me into the bushes and tried to initiate sex. I got her in house and just tossed her like a rag doll on the bed. She tried riding me, but kept falling forward onto my chest, so eventually i just threw her down and turned her on her back. “I’m so wasted can do anything you want to me,” she slurred, and I just pounded her as she stared at me with that dumb vacant expression.

Such a great evening.