The 'Fuck My Wife' Deal

Kevin, 20 years old, rented a one bedroom apartment near his college and on weekends and out of term time he did handyman work to support himself. The best part of being a handyman was that it involved frequent trips to the local hardware store where a lady he had the hots for worked as a cashier.

Ariana was 38, happily married, and well aware that Kevin was excited by her. She was short, petite and slightly out of proportion with a long, hooked nose and large breasts. Her hair changed colour frequently, it could be orange, red, blonde or pink but never boring. You could say the same about her clothes, her jewellery and makeup. Weird, eccentric but men couldn’t keep their eyes off her.

One evening Kevin, by careful planning, was her last customer of the night, he always manoeuvred his cart in to her aisle and avoided other cashiers.

“No date tonight, just working, do you ever get a day off?” Asked Ariana.

“Dating doesn’t pay college fees, unfortunately.”

“Any chance of a ride home, my car is being serviced across the road and it’s not finished, also my husband wants to talk to you about getting our deck fixed.”

Fifteen minutes later he was being introduced to Ariana’s husband Ralph at their home. A beer and twenty minutes on Kevin was proposing to return later in the week with options and pricing for the deck.

On the Saturday morning, he was back and showing Ralph plans for patching up the old deck, replicating it with new timber or a stunning new multi-level design with all kinds of features. 

Before Ralph could comment, Ariana came out of the house carrying cold drinks. Kevin’s face flushed as he saw her skimpy pink shorts and tube top complemented with a new hair style, a very short cut dyed a vivid blue with pink highlights.

Ariana pointed at the most expensive option for the deck and said, “That one,” before announcing that she had shopping to do and went back in to the house.

Ralph and Kevin chatted for a while until Kevin started to pack up his deck plans.

“If you have the time, I have another proposal to put to you. It may well embarrass you, but here goes. I can see that you would like to get naked and very friendly with Ariana and she has feelings for you too.”

Kevin blushed and stammered but couldn’t get any coherent words out.

“I think I can make it happen but there’s a catch or two involved.”

“Go on,” muttered Kevin.

I am bi-sexual and I would need to be there too. I think they call it mmf bi on the porn sites. Sorry if I have shocked you.”

“I am 99.9% heterosexual but possibly just a little bit curious.”

“Have you ever messed about with another man?” Asked Ralph.

“To tell you the truth I went to an all boys boarding school. We had no access to girls and we at an age where we wouldn’t have known what to do if we had them.”

“There was a certain amount of experimentation,” he admitted.

“Blow me now and I guarantee you we will have a threesome before the weekend is over.”

Kevin started to say that he needed time to think things over but with an image of a naked Ariana in his head he moved towards Ralph who was hurriedly pulling his shorts down.

Ralph’s penis was a tiny little thing even as he quickly gained an erection. Kevin could offer Ariana so much more in that department.

Thinking of Ariana, Kevin kneeled in front of Ralph and got to work. Within a minute or two Ralph started to buck and Kevin pulled back and finished him by hand.

“The thing is with my tiny dick,” explained Ralph, “no one is likely to complain about taking up their bum.”

“You are sure that Ariana is going to be OK with this?” avoiding the topic of anal sex for the time being.

“This is not an impromptu situation, we have been planning it for ages. She is quite happy with me being bi-sexual but doesn’t want me doing anything out of the house or outside of her control. Also, I think she needs an adult size penis in her so it will work for all three of us.

The following evening Kevin showed up at the house carrying a bottle of red wine for the meal.

He was amazed when Ariana and Ralph answered the door each wearing nothing more than a pair of shorts.

Kevin saw her breasts for the first time, they exceeded his wildest expectation and playing with them would make the evening worthwhile regardless of what he might have to do to satisfy Ralph.

“I seem to be overdressed,” remarked Kevin.

“You will not be for long,” Ariana pointed out while releasing his belt buckle.

“Here is the plan,” said Ariana, “we have snacks and a drink now, get down to business and eat in a couple of hours. Then round two if we have the stamina.”

They all moved close for a group hug. Kevin took the lead, kissing Ariana while cupping her left breast. Aware that if Ralph didn’t get some action the plan could be jeopardised he squeezed the tiny bump in Ralph’s pants.

Both Ralph and Ariana loosened and lowered Kevin’s pants, they took turns in cupping his balls and giving him a tug.

Ralph suggested that they all get naked and get something to eat so they moved to the kitchen.

That part over they went upstairs to a room that held a king size bed and not much else. It obviously was not used regularly for sleeping.

Ariana took a leap and landed on her back starfish style. Ralph lowered himself slowly. Kevin positioned himself between the married couple.

Ralph and Ariana both went to work on what she decided to call Willy.

The licked it simultaneously and took turns in taking him in their mouths while Ralph stroked the other Willy and Ariana’s pussy.

“You can fuck my wife if I can slip in to you but I need you to suck me first,” invited Ralph.

Kevin would have signed off on selling his soul to the Devil at that point and he immediately went down on Ralph. Ariana was clinging to him and kissing him all over so Kevin was in no hurry to finish what he was doing.

Eventually Kevin rolled Ariana on to her back and prepared for missionary position.

At last his dreams had become reality not withstanding that Ralph was pulling a tube of lube from under the bed.

As he entered Ariana he felt a glob of lube and Ralph’s finger enter him from behind. 

Ralph’s dick was no larger than his little finger so it was a small price to pay for being inside the lovely Ariana. In fact it was quite nice.

Ralph went to the en-suite to wash up and when he returned Ariana was getting in to doggy position for round two with Kevin. 

Ralph relaxed on his back under the other two with his face just below the main point of action. He tongue hit a spot where he could cover Ariana’s clit and provide some additional friction for Kevin’s thrusting at the same time.

He eventuality surfaced with a very wet face from Ariana’s juices and Kevin’s cum so he went for another cleanup in the en-suite. 

They remained naked for the meal then it was decided that they would all sleep together in the master bedroom.

Ten minutes of fondling and they all became sleepy resolving to have another full scale bash in the morning.

During the night Kevin slipped in to Ariana in the spoons position. Ralph was sleeping soundly and their giggling and movement didn’t disturb him.

“I guess you owe my husband a blow job,” laughed Ariana, “unless he humps you during the night when I’m asleep.”

They continued to meet every week or two until Kevin finished college. Occasionally Kevin would find himself with a serious date and he would slacken off for a while but that would only serve to heighten their appetites when they resumed.

Ariana and Ralph have the best cedar deck within miles.