A Tale

When I was manosiando my wife [grabbing her legs] in bed Le Conte this joke I said, ” fijate my love. he had a couple, that one day I get the husband of his work his wife told him: ” my love fijate not want to turn on the television ” The husband replied. ” my love, hubicate I am not elecrticista hubicate I I am not elecricista Another day to return another look her husband to work said his wife; ” MI love, bath&quot covered her, her husband replied.? ” another look ” my love, I’m no plumber HUBICATE not I am a plumber ” By the weekend the wife asked her husband to fix her car, her husband and annoying answered him, I AM NOT MECHANICAL ” UBICATE, UBICATE Giving good warmed my wife said,&quot. .; so you too UBICATE&# 039; YO SOY OR MECHANICAL OR PLUMBER OR ELECTRICIAN UBICATE hot My wife and I wonder: ” and then I step ” ?I said, ” one day to return the husband of his work saw the television was on, the bathroom worked, and the car was not where same. my love, you who fix the TV Overhead, and your car has and bathroom&# 039 ;? She replied her husband;&# 039; Note that the neighbor saw out there and asked the favor, immediately ready and go in and fix everything in a ratito.Cuando asked him the favor he told me that he had not yet said yes desayunado.Yo he wanted me to to a breakfast.The I wonder what he had wanted a ” panini&quot ;. And then to finish fixing all came and ate my panini I prepare you ” Immediately, the husband replied annoying:&# 039; my love, you gave him a panini? but how ? You will hicistes a panini neighbor ” ?The woman responndio: ” my love, I am not a baker, right? HUBICATE ” I AM NOT BAKERY ” .But as wine and ate my panini that I prepared. My wife inosente mind wonder: ” my love, I need you to fix this bed a leg this qubrando but if you want to ask the neighbor to come and fix it. fails aga you want a panini&# 039; to the tambien.Le grab your panochito my wife and said, ” this is my nomas panini. She immediately answered me: ” has NO&# 039; that if no, this is mine nomas. [I will mean that she can give it to whom she wants, so she said to her]? Already annoyed I said, ” good, all right, talk to your neighbor to fix the cama.ah and invite him to breakfast “&# 039; if you fix your car insurance is going to sink to see how it looks right? I think it also has to permeate to see how it will be bed&# 039; if you fix the leg ” I like playing with my wife heating ” .. Also I ask; A quick soup that you&# 039 looks; ? she responds:&# 039; I do not know, where ” ?In a fast habre soup it is heated in two minutes and is ready, and then my wife asks me: ” And I ” ? For in that once you Habro [legs] in two minutes you’re hot and you’re ready ”